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the death ripper
09 March 2009 9:58:00 PM

as you know already, sg has reached the number one spot for 'the best place to die'. aint bull shittin, heres the details:

this month sees a shocking increase in suicides cases. apart from schs, there have been some weird deaths and hdb could be eventually be sued due to rusty railing lacking in maintenance that leads to a close shave.

1. a ntu student who reportedly stabbed a prof from the back and jumped off the building. (he should least confirmed his attempt was successful before jumping, quite stupid there)

2. an exchange student from nus faints and die in pgp due to breathing difficulties associated with the smell of alcohol in his room.

3. a japanese man found with stab wounds to his chest in his hotel room. (now, this is what i call a success)

4. a 21 yrs old woman jumped from a 12 storey. dead. (stupid)

5. a 4 yrs old fell from the fourth storey due to rusty and unstable railings but manage to survive.

6. an old man faint and was killed by the incoming mrt on 6march at bukit batok.

...six deaths in 9 days?...too much to handle.

...the hospital is gaining all the profits from this financial tsunami period

oh~
i hear the bells ringing
it ringing so loudly that only i could hear
oh~~~
is he coming? oh~ he is coming
shaft shaft shaft~
lets not loose our heads
lets not loose our heads~


Tschus!

the death ripper in town
be very careful of what you say

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