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never argue with a woman
23 March 2008
8:07:00 PM
ripped this off from sonya's blog:
one morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. she motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. along comes a game warden in his boat. he pulls up alongside the woman and says, "good morning, ma'am. what are you doing?" "reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "isnt that obvious?") "you're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "im sorry, officer, but im not fishing. im reading." "yes, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment. i'll have to take you in and write you up." "if you do that, i'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "but i havent even touched you," says the game warden. "thats true, but you have all the equipment. for all i know you could start at any moment." "have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: never argue with a woman who reads. its likely she can also think. Tschus! 0 comments |
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